After 99 Pranks, I Faked My Death

When I went to a party with my girlfriend, Scarlett, I suddenly broke out in a full-body allergic reaction.

Everyone started mocking me:

"Leo, did you use some cheap shaving cream or something? You're so swollen, you look like a pig's head!"

"You're wearing a million-dollar custom suit! If you scratch it up, can you even afford to replace it?"

Scarlett pulled out a pill, smiling at me.

"It's an April Fool's party today, I hope you're not mad about a little joke."

Only later did I realize.