After his co-worker got pregnant, I got married

Damien Thorne's colleague was pregnant, about to give birth.

She showed up at my door, heavily pregnant, demanding something for the baby, right as I was decorating our wedding home.

"I just donated sperm to her," he said, sounding utterly innocent, "I have nothing to be ashamed of towards you."

With that, he actually took her to the mall to pick out baby gifts.

I immediately blasted our family group chat on SnapChat, canceling the wedding.

But everyone thought I was being dramatic.