After three years of marriage, my wife cheated on me

My son, Leo, started kindergarten today. But the teacher kicked us out, saying:

“Ms. Adams’ son has been here for a year already. Where did *another* one come from?”

I was baffled.

My wife, Chloe, and I, our son just reached school age. How could he have been here for a whole year?

A quick check revealed the truth: The company’s new assistant had enrolled his own child in kindergarten a year ago, claiming to be Chloe Adams’ husband.

I tracked him down, but he just smirked and flashed a marriage certificate at me.

“I know who you are. You’ve been harassing my wife for years, haven’t you?”