Divorce Over a Neighbor's Child

My wife Lester, who always hated children, suddenly became obsessed with the neighbor's baby, taking care of it until the early morning hours every day before coming home.

Not only did she leave me out in the cold, she even ignored me when I had surgery after a car accident.

I couldn't take it anymore. At the party celebrating my hospital discharge, I asked for a divorce.

Friends and family all said the accident had knocked some sense out of me.

My wife Lester viciously threw her drink in my face, furiously scolding me: