His Bite Mark Tattoo Wasn’t Mine

At the class reunion, my doctor friend said my husband came to see him for disinfection yesterday.

"Your husband got a couple's bite mark tattooed on his inner thigh, and it's gotten a bit inflamed."

After saying this, my doctor friend even sent me a photo.

Another friend chimed in enviously:

"I never imagined that after so many years of marriage, you two would still be so in love!"

The wine in my hand immediately spilled all over the floor. I turned around and called my husband to demand answers:

"Your skin is extremely sensitive to allergies. Why did you hide getting a tattoo from me?"