Male tenant’s perverted courtship

At dawn, I came across a post online.

"What should I do if I like my female tenant? I've never liked someone this much before."

Just when I thought it was some sweet story about a secret crush, the more I read, the stranger it felt.

The photos this person posted looked like the hallway of my building.

The description also matched me perfectly, but I'm not a tenant, I'm the landlord.

There were people giving him advice in the comments.

"Women are always reserved. Just go for a forceful kiss, and with a bit of push and pull, it'll work out."