Mom Turned Her Pain into My Marriage

At our family dinner, I joyfully announced my pregnancy.

My mom immediately proposed to my husband:

"Jackson, let me find you a young, sexy nanny. Claire's lazy by nature and now that she's pregnant, she'll be even less willing to do anything. A little nanny could handle the housework and take care of your sexual needs too!"

My husband nearly choked on my mom's words.

I angrily slammed down my folks:

"Mom, what kind of joke is that!"

My mom glared at me:

"I'm not joking. When I was pregnant with you, your dad was sleeping around.