My Cheating Husband Broke His Leg ,So I Told the Doctor Just Saw It Off

My husband, Mark Stone, got into a car crash while he was using the bathroom at home.

He'd just finished hitting me and went to the toilet, his mistress, Lily, cozying up outside the door, laughing and badmouthing me with him.

Suddenly, a deafening crash. A runaway semi-truck plowed through our yard, straight over my husband and his mistress.

Doctors were sifting through the wreckage for his mangled body. From the corner, I spotted a small battery that had fallen out of his pocket and casually kicked it towards them.