My Congressman Husband's Red Thong Scandal

My husband came back from his business trip. While I was helping him unpack his suitcase, I found a pair of pink, sexy lace thongs.

I checked the size. It wasn't mine.

It had clearly been worn. There was no way this was a gift for me.

Holding the thong, I walked over to him.

"Pretty sexy. It even has a little pearl strand."

His face flushed as red as the lace. He snatched it from my hand and hid it behind his back.

"It was a prank! The guys at the office snuck it into my bag. I swear I had no idea!"

I let out a cold laugh but didn't push him further.