My Dead Mom Taught Me to Break Their Hearts

My ex-boyfriend’s excuse for dumping me was that I was too good.

He said I was so obedient that fooling around with me made him feel guilty.

Yet he still made me stand in Valentine’s Day lines, deliver condoms to hotels, and even give up the ambulance that was supposed to save my life.

Before I passed out from blood loss, I heard someone say:

“I spent all those years playing this game, and somehow I raised a daughter this useless!”

“Pick up that phone. Look up the five biggest companies, pick a CEO, and start crying for Daddy!”