My Employee Wanted to Be Fired

I stumbled across a post from one of my company's employees by chance.

"The company hasn't had any income for three months now. It's about to go bankrupt. Please, someone help me figure out how to get the boss to fire me!"

"Oh, and of course, I need every penny of that severance package!"

The comment section was packed with drama-loving bystanders, all eagerly offering their advice.

"Deliberately eat smelly food in front of the boss. Blue cheese for breakfast, pickled herring for lunch!"