My Fiancé Chose His Pick-Me Bunny Intern

The new intern called herself "Bunny." She was a self-proclaimed vegan who only ate raw cabbage and couldn't stand the sight of anyone else eating meat.

During lunch, she suddenly rushed over and snatched the plate of gourmet spicy rabbit bites right out from under my nose.

"Rabbits are so sweet and innocent! How could you eat them? You heartless, evil woman!"

To make matters worse, she took my brand-new, limited-edition Chanel handbag and replaced it with a cheap basket woven from dry straw.