My Fiancée’s Lover Grounded My Private Jet

I was rushing to fly overseas to close a multi-billion dollar deal with European high society, but my private jet was intercepted right as it was about to take off.

A man in a suit stormed onto the plane, yelling:

“Who gave you permission to touch my jet? Do you even know how much this thing costs? More than you'll ever make!”

I figured he had mistaken the hangar, so I tried to explain:

“Look closely, buddy. This is Hangar #25, and this plane belongs to me.”

My explanation only made him angrier.

“My plane is in Hangar #25! My wife bought it for me last month, you think I'd be mistaken?”