My Husband Had His Secretary Pick Up Our Wedding Ring—So I Sent Them Both to Jail

Three years into our marriage, my husband, David, now a major success, decided it was time to finally buy our wedding rings.

But before the custom rings were even ready, I got a call from the jewelry store.

"Mrs. Hayes, if the ring isn't comfortable, you can bring it back anytime for adjustment."

I was completely baffled. I hadn’t even picked up the rings yet, how would I know if they were comfortable?

I immediately called David to ask, but he stammered and mumbled.

"How would *I* know? The jewelry store staff must have made a mistake, called the wrong number!"