My Millionaire Girlfriend Only Lets Me Drink Tap Water, Then Merely Refunds My Client Meeting Expenses

My high-powered CEO girlfriend, raking in millions every year, was so unbelievably cheap. She'd complain a single dollar for a bottle of water was too expensive, insisting I return it and just drink tap water. A two-dollar bus ticket? Pure luxury! She'd make me walk miles to a client meeting.

But when I finally signed a multi-million dollar deal, my feet aching from all the walking, and happily treated the client to a cup of coffee, Victoria called, screaming that I was being extravagant. She even unilaterally processed a refund from my account without my consent.