My Mother-in-Law's $108,000 Facial

My mother-in-law, Martha, walked into the medical spa with eight of her church friends, demanding full-set anti-aging treatments for fifty dollars a person.

She actually claimed she was doing me a favor by bringing in business.

I flat-out refused on the spot.

"Martha, the full anti-aging package is ninety-eight hundred dollars per person. For nine of you, that's nearly ninety thousand dollars. Fifty bucks won't even cover a bottle of toner."

She didn't listen to a single word. Instead, she waved her friends deeper into the lobby.