My Wife Sleeps with a Teddy Bear, So I Filed for Divorce

My wife, who always hated plush toys, suddenly bought a large teddy bear and started sleeping with it every night.

She left me out in the cold.

I couldn't take it anymore, so I proposed divorce at our daughter’s first birthday party.

Everyone was stunned.

Vivian grabbed a glass of wine and splashed it across my face, her voice seething with anger:

“You’re jealous of a teddy bear? Are you out of your mind?!”

I calmly wiped the wine from my face, my voice flat.

“Didn't you tell the teddy bear you wanted to be with it forever? I'm granting your wish.”

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“Ryan Henderson!”