My Wife Told Me to Battle Her Lover for Her

I caught my wife, Sera Hayes, cheating.

Before I could even speak, she laid out her three proposals:

“Option one: You pretend nothing happened. My extramarital life won’t affect our married life.”

“Option two: We divorce, and I’ll marry Dempsey right away. We can still sleep together, but you’ll be the ‘other man’ instead of my husband.”

“Option three: You two fight for me. Winner gets me – though that doesn't mean I won't still seek other men. Any injuries or arrests from your little brawl are on you. I won't wait around for anyone. I'll just move on to the next chapter!”