Returning The Whole “Family” To His Ex

At Daniel's and my engagement party, a banner hung right in the middle of the room, screaming, "Homewrecker Takes Over!"

My name on it was crossed out, replaced with a scrawled, ugly "Bitch."

Before I could even get angry, Daniel calmly spoke, trying to soothe me.

"He's just a kid who likes to play pranks. Don't let it get to you."

Yes, Daniel had a son who loved to play pranks, so much so that we hadn't been able to finalize our wedding for three years.

I shoved Daniel aside, grabbed Fitzgerald by the collar.

"Wipe it off! And I mean *lick it clean* if you have to!"