The 100th Time I Asked for Divorce

Every wedding anniversary, Liam Hayes would bring a different woman home, under the pretense of having me 'train' them.

On our tenth anniversary dinner, Liam brought back a bar server in a bunny costume.

"She doesn't have an evening gown. Give her your wedding gown, and that jewelry set I got you. As for shoes, the ones on your feet look good enough."

"Oh, and she's young, so you need to patiently teach her, especially how to please me in bed."

I gritted my teeth and told Liam I wanted a divorce.