The Nemesis Who Carried Me Online

After being paired with my arch-rival on three hundred trending Twitter hashtags in a single month, I broke down and sent a tearful voice note to my gaming carry slash e-boyfriend.

"Babe, people are saying that jerk and I are a match made in heaven again today! It's driving me crazy!"

He replied in seconds. "Don't listen to those idiots. What do they know about who you belong with?"

That night, my pro-gamer boyfriend carried me through fifteen straight ranked wins and spent two solid hours roasting my nemesis with me.

My mood soared, and I fell fast asleep.