The Parasite In My Passenger Seat: Payback On A Fake Bestie

My best friend posted a photo of my brand-new Porsche on Instagram with the caption: "Bought it all on my own."

I liked the post and didn’t call her out.

The very next day, Highway Patrol called me: "Your vehicle was impounded for displaying counterfeit license plates. Please report to the station immediately to assist with the investigation."

I was completely stunned.

I had just driven that two-hundred-thousand-dollar Porsche off the lot last month.

Down at the station, surveillance footage revealed that she had unscrewed my real plates and swapped them out for fakes—all so she could…