The Roommate's Sinister Scheme

My Roommate's Sinister Secret

Every night, my roommate would spike the milk I drank with a sedative.

Then she would secretly let different men into our apartment.

I remained completely oblivious to what was happening.

Until one day, feeling unwell, I went for a check-up and discovered I had contracted an STD.

When I returned home, I overheard my roommate on the phone with someone.

"So, how was my roommate? An Ivy League graduate, and at that price – I'd say you got quite a bargain."

I was utterly heartbroken.