They Regretted It After I Got Married

Arnold finally agreed to my proposal for marriage.

He specifically asked me to dress beautifully, saying he had a surprise for me.

But when I arrived in full attire, there was no groom at the wedding.

Arnold turned to Esther beside him and smiled. "You've always said weddings are tedious and boring. Today, let me show you how interesting a wedding can be. How does that sound?"

My brother, Peter, loudly announced, "Wedding paused!"

My childhood friend, Tyler, even pulled down a water balloon, soaking me completely.