Chapter 1

My boyfriend and my best friend were kissing passionately.

I went up and slapped them both.

A well-dressed lady nearby watched in shock.

She came over and asked, "Excuse me, could you slap my son like that?"

"You cheater, go to hell! I won't give you custody of our child!"

"You slut, I won't cover up for you being a sugar baby to old men anymore!"

They stared at each other, their eyes full of silent accusations.

Soon, they started fighting.

I felt satisfied and was ready to go home to bury my dead love.

A teary-eyed lady grabbed my arm, "It's not easy raising a child alone. There's $1,000 in this card. I hope it helps."

Oh, this lady was too invested in the drama.

I explained that it was all made up.

The lady paused for a moment but still held onto me.

"Um, could you slap my son like that?"

I was stunned for a few seconds before I realized.

She wanted me to break up her son's relationship too...

"No, ma'am, you misunderstood. I don't do this for a living."

The lady wiped her tears and took out a platinum card from her purse, "100,000 dollars."

"Ma'am, I really can't."

"500,000 dollars."

"No, ma'am, you..."

"5 million dollars."

"Uh... let's exchange SnapChat."