Chapter 1

I was just about to offer financial aid to Liam, the impoverished university guy sitting across from me, when suddenly, pop-up messages started flashing before my eyes.

[Side character, stop! This scumbag isn't worth your money!]

[He'll take your cash, call you trash behind your back, and then go sleep with his secret fling!]

[For the love of all that's holy, just look at the 'villain' next to you! He's seriously pitiful!]

Strongly urged by the flurry of comments, I reluctantly shifted my gaze to Caleb, the guy tucked away in the furthest corner.

At that moment, the pop-up messages went absolutely wild again.

[Hey, side character! Choose *him*! He's going to be a business mogul later, a walking goldmine!]

[Seriously! He might look like an innocent lamb, but secretly, in *one particular area*... he's legendary. We're talking 'seven times a night' legendary. Trust me.]

My eyes widened, round as saucers, as I fully processed the last message.

Well, money's not *really* the point, you know? I'm just a very, *very* charitable person.