Chapter 1

There are two famous good-for-nothings in New York's high society.

One is me, Celine, who only knows how to eat, drink, and have fun.

The other is my childhood friend Tony, the heir to a fortune who has autism and congenital heart failure.

But my eldest brother is the mafia boss that strikes fear into everyone's hearts, and my second brother is the wealthiest billionaire in New York.

Tony's eldest sister is the undefeated queen of the legal world, and his second sister is a medical genius who can bring people back from the brink of death.

During a casual conversation: "Raising one waste is still raising, might as well pair them up—easier to take care of."

So Tony and I got married just like that.

Until my eldest brother asked us to attend a banquet on his behalf.

At the banquet, the heiress Eve Blanchett insisted, based on a similar silhouette photo, that I was the mistress who wrecked her relationship.

I explained good-naturedly: "You've got the wrong person. I'm married. This is my husband."

Eve exploded instantly, raising her hand to hit me.

"Married and still out here hooking men?"

Tony instinctively blocked me, taking the slap for me. Blood trickled from the corner of his mouth.

She sneered: "Oh, and he's an idiot too? Can't even tell his wife's cheating, and he's still protecting her?"

"A shameless woman and an idiot—what a perfect match."

She waved her hand, and several bodyguards lunged at us.

"Beat them both!"

I looked at Tony with distress and immediately called my eldest brother.

"Someone's bullying me."

After all, they didn't know that messing with us two wastes could be fatal.