A Confession Before the Vows

My parents told me and my boyfriend to go register our marriage before the New Year.

On the drive to the courthouse, my boyfriend suddenly squinted at me.

"Are you sure you want to marry me?"

"What if I told you I slept with another woman---what would you do?"

I slammed on the brakes and turned to stare at him in shock.

"Don't joke around like that."

"I'm not joking, babe."

His smile was twisted as he leaned over to tuck a strand of hair behind my ear.

"Last night I had two women in my bed."

"So, do you still want to get married? I'll go along with whatever you decide."